MALE vs. FEMALE
LOGIC
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man:
Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man:
£5.00 which includes a tip
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs £5 and you have 3 beers a day
which puts your spending each month at £450.
In one year, it would be approximately £5400…correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend £5400, not accounting for inflation,
the past 20 years puts your spending at £108,000
correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer,
that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account
and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years,
you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No
Man:
Where’s your Ferrari?
